Given Tory economics indicates the party lives in a fairy tale land of inexhaustible gaslighting and magic money trees, maybe they also believe in Hollywood endings. Rogue Chancer Finally Makes Good, staring Boris Johnson and Minions, directed by, one wouldn’t be surprised, Dominic Cummings, also recently returned from the dead. At a cinema near you. …
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Take Back Control: Nationalise Public Utilities and Services
Britain is currently going through one of its worst national economic crises ever, just after the supposedly empowering move of Brexit. In amongst soundbites on freedom from the tyranny of the EU and a magical NHS (represented by a magic all bus) the slogan that reportedly clinched Brexit was as we all by now know …
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Greased Piglet makes pig’s ear out of being Prime Minister
The knives are out for Boris Johnson as events unfold at a pace even hungry reporters are finding dizzying to keep up with. Till now it has proven difficult to pin down the Convict, as John Crace of the Guardian calls Johnson. Or, rather more aptly, to grab hold of the Greased Piglet, who after …
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Sloshed, they worked into the night Saving the Nation
The UK press is once again awash with the latest revelations of the Johnson’s regime’s boozy misconduct and its entitled, unending contempt for the nation. The Prime Minister, his aids, senior civil servants and their minions have persistently flouted the national COVID rules they themselves put in place, most frequently at farewell parties. This was …
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Kier Starmer: Not Simply Stooge But A Damp Squib
We all held our breath and journalists wrote articles about the barrister’s sharp mind and razor reasoning. Here was a fellow who could string a serious question together whilst getting a few laughs at Boris’s expense. So we all imagined Boris shaking in his boots. And Boris very well probably shook in his boots, as …
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How Planets Tell You Something Is Wrong
The short answer is they kill you. Read on to see what form this justified homicide might take. The re-emergence of birdsong and other long forgotten natural phenomena are Nature’s Final Wakeup This morning the sun shone in a crisp, clear sky and the birds sang in a near total coronasilence. As they twittered, I …
