Responses by ChatGPT to Digital Archaeology Search

Below are some questions that future generations of digital archaeologists and indeed anyone might pose to Artificial Intelligence (AI) bots regarding our present time. Responses here are given by our current generation of AI bots (in this case ChatGPT). Future bots will obviously be more powerful. As the ChatGPT bot itself cautions, the information it …

Feeling ignored in Lebanon? Buy a Car Noise-Making Kit.

“Feeling overlooked? Failing to Impress? Do people talk over you, or move to the other side of the room? Need to make your mark on the world? With a Very Loud Noise Car Kit you too can attract attention even when others don’t want to give it to you! No longer do you have to …

Roosevelt’s Four Freedoms Updated

In 1941, in an effort to rally American’s to enter the war in Europe, US president Franklin D. Roosevelt spoke of four freedoms in need of defense from fascism: freedom of speech, freedom to worship, freedom from want, and freedom from fear. Without diminishing the importance of Roosevelt’s general articulation of the meaning of freedom in …

Trump, Bolsenaro, Don’t Run in Elections if You Think They’re Rigged.

The Republicans in support of Donald Trump and of course Trump himself are still lying that the 2020 US election was “stolen”. That the electoral system was “rigged”, that in reality (perhaps the reality of a parallel universe in which extreme dishonesty is the object of life) the fine figure of Mr Trump should actually …

Climate Action: Walkation & Bikation. Silly, but makes sense.

Though he seems likable, one wonders whether UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres can actually do anything to save Earth. We may stand a better chance with Greta Thunberg and other grassroots activists. At least Thunberg does not head an organisation that though not actually bound and gagged by the powers that control it, is nonetheless …

The Mosquito. Humanity’s Only Predator

I make it a habit not to upload images to this blog. It’s too much work. Nothing, however, should be spared in the fight against the Evil Ones. I am writing this at 2.23 am, by now awake for nearly half an hour and likely to remain awake for a good few hours more. The …

Boris Johnson: Having made a Pig’s ear out of it the first time, Greased Piglet snuffles for another go

Given Tory economics indicates the party lives in a fairy tale land of inexhaustible gaslighting and magic money trees, maybe they also believe in Hollywood endings. Rogue Chancer Finally Makes Good, staring Boris Johnson and Minions, directed by, one wouldn’t be surprised, Dominic Cummings, also recently returned from the dead. At a cinema near you. …

John Crace, Nicknamer-in-Chief and Politician’s Scourge

I am seriously thinking of creating a special section for Guardian political sketch writer John Crace, for his outstanding, unrelenting, incisive and fearless disassembling, and some might say verbal dismembering, of our beloved politicians. One worries for Crace. If ever those who he rightly eviscerates for their dishonesty, callousness, incompetence and downright stupidity manage to …

After You. Leaders to the Front

One thing that stands out in all the conflicts going on just now is that not one of the national leaders who starts a war is at the front. Putin is the most obvious example, though all other leaders who have started wars are guilty of the same. What is also striking is that this …